Man...there's nothing better than being a hot chick.

You can be stupid as hell, act as if you have no self awareness and put your foot in your mouth every time it's opened and still get treated like gold!

Who's she voting for?

Um...is Justin Beiber on the ballot in her state?

 

I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money.
~ Will Rogers


"We cannot expect the Americans to jump from capitalism to Communism, but we can assist their elected leaders in giving Americans small doses of socialism until they suddenly awake to find they have Communism."

- Soviet Leader Nikita Khrushchev, 1959