I think that in the first situation it may also be that women's boobs look more plump when they are in certain stages of their cycle.

Plumper boobies?
The dollar bills are practically flyin' outta my pocket on their own!

 

I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money.
~ Will Rogers


"We cannot expect the Americans to jump from capitalism to Communism, but we can assist their elected leaders in giving Americans small doses of socialism until they suddenly awake to find they have Communism."

- Soviet Leader Nikita Khrushchev, 1959